I am an American novelist, but I live in Germany. I won’t ramble on, because I’ve been profiled or interviewed by The New Yorker, New York, The Sunday Times, The Guardian, DIE ZEIT, VICE, BOMB, and many others. Each of my books so far has gotten two New York Times reviews (except the rear-guard bagatelle Private Novelist, which however made the London Review of Books). One of them, Mislaid, was longlisted for the National Book Award. I have contributed to n+1, Harper’s, and many other outlets. There’s a fairly accurate wikipedia page about me, but nobody I know has anything to do with it.